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List of Acronyms & Text Messaging Shorthand

 

Note: "C" and "S" are used interchangeably for "See" --and-- "U" and "Y" are used interchangeably for "You"
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Meaning
@TEOTD At The End Of The Day
^URS Up Yours
<3 it means: a Heart
143 it means: I Love You
14AA41 One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be
2BZ4UQT Too Busy For You Cutey
2G2B4G Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT Too Good To Be True
2NITE Tonight
404 it means: I Haven't A Clue
411 it means: Info
4EAE ForEver And Ever
4ever Forever
4NR Foreigner
5FS 5 Finger Salute
86 Out Of or Over
9
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A/S/L/P Age/Sex/Location/Picture
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF As A Friend
AAK Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
AAR At Any Rate
AAR8 At Any Rate
AAS Alive And Smiling
AATK Always At The Keyboard
AAYF As Always, Your Friend
AB Ass Backwards
ABCD
ABITHIWTIDB A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 About To
ACD Alt Control Delete
ACE Access Control Entry
ACK Acknowledgement
ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB All Done Bye Bye
ADIH Another Day In Hell
ADIP Another Day In Paradise
ADR Address
AEAP As Early As Possible
AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As far As I can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIU As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFAP As Far As Possible
AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned
AFC Away From Computer
AFDN Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT About F***ing Time
AFZ Acronym free zone
AGKWE And God Knows What Else
AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
aight Alright
AIH As It Happens
AIMB As I Mentioned Before
AIMP Always In My Prayers
AISB As I Said Before
AISE As I Said Earlier
AISI As I See It
AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As
ALAP As Late As Possible
Alcon All Concerned
ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP As Many As Possible
AMBW All My Best Wishes
AMF Adios Muther F***er
AML All My Love
AMRMTYFTS All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
AND Any day now
ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS All Of A Sudden
AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON Apropos Of Nothing
AP Apple Pie
AS Ape Shit
ASAFP As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASL Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB Ain't That A Bitch
ATST At The Same Time
ATW All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWOL Absent Without Leave
AYC Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE All You Can Eat
AYK As You Know
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB And You're Telling Me This Because
B/C Because
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
B4U Before You
B4YKI Before You Know It
BAG Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK Back At my Keyboard
BAMF Bad Ass Muther F***er
BAU Business As Usual
BB Be Back
BB4N Bye-Bye for Now
BBB Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF Be Back In A Few
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW Be Back In A While
BBL Be Back Later
BBMFIC Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT Be Back Tomorrow
BCBG Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS Big Company, Big School
BCNU Be Seein' You
BCOZ Because
BD Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN Big Damn Number
BEOS it means: Nudge
BF Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
BFD Big F***ing Deal
BFE Beyond F***ing Egypt
BFF Best Friends Forever
BFFTTE Best Friends Forever Til The End
BFN Bye For Now
BFR Big Fucken Rock
BHAG Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart
BIBI Bye Bye
BIBO Beer In, Beer Out
BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIOYE Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD Back In The Day
BKA Better Known As
BL Belly Laughing
BLBBLB Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BM Byte Me
BMF Bad Muther F***er
BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass
BNDN Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF Big Name Fan
BO Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOTEC Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BOTOH But On The Other Hand
BPLM Big Person Little Mind
BR Bathroom
BRB Be Right Back
BRT Be Right There
BS Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSF But Seriously, Folks
BT Byte This
BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT Been There Done That
BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTTT Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW By The Way
BTWBO Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILW/U By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BW Best Wishes
BWDIK But What Do I Know
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWO Black, White or Other
BYKT But you Knew That
BYOA Bring Your Own Advil
C&G Chuckly and Grin
C/P Cross Post
C4N Ciao For Now
CAAC Cool As A Cucumber
CB Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CBB Can't Be Bothered
CBF Can't Be F***ed
CBJ Covered Blow Job
CFV Call For Vote
CHA Click Here Asshole
CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID Consider It Done
CIS CompuServe Information Service
CMF Count My Fingers
CMIW Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMU Crack Me Up
CNP Continued in Next Post
COB Close Of Business
CofS Church of Scientology
COS Change Of Subject
C-P Sleepy
CRAFT Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB Come Right Back
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
CRS Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL Can't Stop Laughing
C-T City
CTA Call To Action
CTC Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
CU See You -or- Cracking Up
CUATU See You Around The Universe
CUL See You Later
CUL8ER See You Later
CUL8R See You Later
CUNS See You In School
CWYL Chat With You Later
CY Calm Yourself
CYA Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYL See You Later
CYM Check Your Mail
CYO See You Online
CYT See You Tomorrow
DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA Doing Business As
DBABAI Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read
DD Due Diligence
DDD Direct Distance Dial
DETI Don't Even Think It
DF Dear Friend
DFLA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA Don't Go Anywhere
DGT Don't Go There
DGTG Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF Damn Girl You're Fine
DH Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DIKU Do I Know You
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DITR Dancing In The Rain
DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DIY Do It Yourself
DKDC Don't Know Don't Care
DL Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM Don't Lie To Me
DMI Don't Mention It
DNC Does Not Compute
DOE Depends On Experience
DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch)
DORD Department of Redundancy Department
DP Domestic Partner
DQMOT Don't Quote Me On This
DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB Don't Read If Busy
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DUI Driving Under the Influence
DURS! -or- DUS! Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy!
DUST Did You See That
DWB Don't Write Back
DWBH Don't Worry Be Happy
DWI Driving While Intoxicated
DWS Driving While Stupid
DWWWI Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
DWYM Does What You Mean
DYFM Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate it When...
DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK Eating at Keyboard
EFT Electronic Funds Transfer
EG Evil Grin
EL Evil Laugh
EM Excuse Me
EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI Excuse My Ignorance
EML Email Me Later
EMRTW Evil Monkey's Rule The World
EMSG E-Mail Message
EOD End Of Day
EOM End Of Message
EOT End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESADYFA Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
ESEMED Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESMF Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1 Every One
EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ Easy
F2F Face-to-Face
FAB Features Attributes Benefits
FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
FAQOMFT Frequently Argued Waste Of My F*cking Time
FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
FBI Fucking Brilliant Idea
FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FE Fatal Error
FF Friends Forever
FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FFS For F***s Sake
FGDAI stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FILF Father I'd Like to F***
FILTH Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FINE F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
FISH First in, Still Here
FITB Fill in the Blanks
FLA Four Letter Acronym
FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FO F*** Off
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOC Free of Charge
FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FSR For Some Reason
FSU F*** Shit Up
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF F*** That's Funny
FTFOI For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTL Faster Than Light
FTLOG For The Love Of God
FTR For The Record
FTRF F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB For The Time Being
FTW For The Win
FU2 F*** You Too
FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUM F***ed Up Mess
FWB Friends With Benefits
FWD Forward
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYA For Your Amusement
FYE For Your Edification
FYI For Your Information
FYIFV F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYLTGE From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FYM For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
G Guess -or- Grin
G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So
GA Go Ahead
GAL Get A Life
GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
GALHER Get A Load of Her
GALHIM Get A Load of Him
GAP Got A Pic?
GAS Got A Second
GBG Great Big Grin
GBH Great Big Hug
GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running
GDI God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GF Girlfriend
GFF Go F****ing Figure
GFI Go For It
GFN Gone For Now
GFTD Gone For The Day
GFY Go F*** Yourself
GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN Gotta Go Now
GGP Gotta Go Pee
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GLG Good Looking Girl
GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I
GM Good Morning
GMAB Give Me A Break
GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You
GNSD Good Night Sweet Dreams
GOI Get Over It
GOK God Only Knows
GOL Giggling Out Loud
GOS Gay Or Straight
GOYHH Get Off Your High Horse
GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8 Great
gratz Congratulations
GRRRR it means Growling
GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake
GTFOOH Get The F*** Out Of Here
GTG Got To Go
GTGB Got To Go, Bye
GTGP Got To Go Pee
GTH Go To Hell
GTM Giggle To Myself
GTRM Going To Read Mail
GTSY Glad To See You
GUD Geographically UnDesirable
GWS Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO Get Your Pants Off
H&K Hug and Kiss
h/o Hold On
h/p Hold Please
H4XX0R a "hacker" or "to be hacked"
HAGD Have a Great Day
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have a Nice Day
HAWTLW Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HB Hurry Back
HBIB Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HCC Holy Computer Crap
HD Hold
HF Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG How's It Going
HIH Hope It Helps
HIOOC Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HITAKS Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HNTI How Nice That/This Is
HNTW How Nice That Was
HOHA HOllywood HAcker
HSIK How Should I Know
HT Hi There
HTB Hang The Bastards
HTH Hope This (or That) Helps
HTNOTH Hit The Nail On The Head
HUA Heads Up Ace
HUGZ Hugs
HUYA Head Up Your A**
HWGA Here We Go Again
I 1-D-R I Wonder
I&I Intercourse and Inebriation
IAC In Any Case
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAITS It's All In The Subject
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE I Am Not an Expert
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IASAP4U I Always Say A Prayer For You
IAT I Am Tired
IAW I Agree With
IBIWISI I'll Believe It When I See It
IBRB I Will Be Right Back
IBT In Between Technology
IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IBTL In Before The Lock
IC In Character
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ID10T Idiot
IDC I Don't Care
IDGAF I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDKY I Don't Know You
I-D-L Ideal
IDM It Does Not Matter
IDST I Didn't Say That
IDTS I Don't Think So
IEF It's Esther's Fault
IFAB I Found A Bug
IFU I F***ed Up
IGGP I Gotta Go Pee
IGTP I Get The Point
IHA I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO I Have No Opinion
IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU I Hear You
IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM If It Were Me
IKALOPLT I Know A Lot Of People Like That
ILA I Love Acronyms
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMURLABITIMMHAC I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
ILU I Love You
ILY I Love You
IM Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee!
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IMHEIUO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOO In My Own Opinion
IMS I Am Sorry
INMP It's Not My Problem
INNW If Not Now, When
INPO In No Particular Order
IOH I'm Outta Here
IOUD Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IOW In Other Words
IPN I'm Posting Naked
IRL In Real Life
ISAGN I See A Great Need
ISH Insert Sarcasm Here
ISS I Said So
ISTM It Seems to Me
ISTR I Seem To Remember
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ISYALS I'll Send You A Letter Soon
ITIGBS I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITM In The Money
IUM If You Must
IWALU I Will Always Love You
IWSN I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYD In Your Dreams
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO In Your Opinion
IYQ I like you
IYSS If You Say So
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
J/C Just Checking
J/J Just Joking
J/K Just Kidding
J/P Just Playing
J/W Just Wondering
J2LYK Just To Let You Know
J4G Just For Grins
J5M Just Five Minutes
JAD Just Another day
JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAFS Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM Just a Minute
JAS Just A Second
JDI Just Do It
JEOMK Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
JK Just Kidding
JM2C Just My 2 Cents
JMO Just My Opinion
JOOTT Just One Of Those Things
JSU Just Shut Up
JT Just Teasing
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JUADLAM Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
K OK
KBD Keyboard
KEWL Cool
KFY Kiss For You
KIA Killed In Action
KIR Keep It Real
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KK Kiss Kiss
KMA Kiss My Ass
KMFHA Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMP Keep Me Posted
KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMWA Kiss My White Ass
KOK Knock
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM Know What I Mean
KYPO Keep Your Pants On
L8R Later
LAQ Lame Ass Quote
LBR and LGR Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LBUG -or- LBIG Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LD Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LHO Laughing Head Off
LHOS Lets Have Online Sex
LIFO Last In First Out
LIS Laughing In Silence
LKITR Little Kid In The Room
LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK Let Me Know
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
LMTCB Left Message To Call Back
LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LONH Lights On, Nobody Home
LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LOU Laughing Over You
LPOS Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
LRF Little Rubber Feet
LSV Language, Sex, Violence
LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTM Laugh To Myself
LTNS Long Time No See
LTR Long Term Relationship
LULU Locally Undesireable Land Use
LWR Launch When Ready
LY Love You
LY4E Love You Forever
LYB Love Ya Babe